FGGAM Doctor Joe Fawcett is going to go nuts at this news! Even thou he is a Texas Rangers fan he is going to be upset! Texas Rangers will sell items from Bacon Cotton Candy to “Fried S’mOreos” this season. https://es.pn/1CuLGUO
Read this post by Dr. Joe from a few weeks ago on ballpark food, just click on the headline:
Take me out to the… “Sugar-overdose-park”… NOT!
Ohhhhhh my aching pancreas!
Marketing is giving Ranger fans what they want: Obesity, illness and another World Series Championship. Pretty sure the Twins won’t make it this season… sorry ’bout that Dewey.
Ohhhhhhhhh good grief: Texas Rangers stadium has a new stand called the State Fare, a tribute to the famous fried fare at the Great State Fair of Texas.
Here’s what they’ve got for the fans to blow-out their pancreas within nine innings:
– Fried S’mOreo (marshmallows breaded in graham cracker crust that is deep fried, mixed with two deep-fried Oreos on a skewer and drizzled with chocolate sauce and Cool Whip).
– A chicken-fried corn on the cob fried in a buttermilk batter.
– Fried pickles, funnel cake fries and brisket macaroni-and-cheese balls.
– 2-foot-long Boomstick which is a Texas size hot dog.
– Bacon on a stick found at their exclusive Just Bacon stand, where you can get candied bacon, bacon cotton candy and… bacon beer.
Watch out for my Twins Bro! Texas resident, Christian Man Torii Hunter elected to comeback to Minnesota rather than play for the Rangers! HUGE STATEMENT!
The Rangers offered him a deal