John was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up to heaven, he said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up cigarettes and liquor!”
Miraculously, a parking space suddenly appeared.
John looked up again and said, “Never mind. I found one”…………….sad………….