For Your Monday Morning Laugh! Ole and Sven

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For me this is ‘back home’ humor from my home state Minnesota, thanks to our Dear friendfolks laughing Sonja Haldeman, who now lives in Surprise, Arizona.

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Lutheran Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR! TERN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!” From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.” “Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say,

“Bridge out” ?

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