Submitted by Rick Stambaugh
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*RECALL NOTICE:*
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has
been identified as “Sub sequential Internal Non-morality,” more commonly
known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
*Some of the symptoms include*:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this defect.
The Repair Technician*, JESUS, *has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R*. Once
connected, please upload your burden of *SIN* through the *REPENTANCE*
procedure.
Next, download *ATONEMENT* from the Repair Technician, *Jesus*, into the
heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control
Please see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E.* (BEST Instructions Before
Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.
*WARNING:* Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on *Jesus*.
*DANGER:* The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you
for your attention!
*- GOD*
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!
*Because HE Lives! *
Working for God on earth doesn’t pay much……
but His retirement plan is out of this world!
